Sookie: A bath? A baptism is nothing like taking a bath!
Jackson: I'm not saying it's a bath! I'm just saying if you don't believe in the religious aspect of it, then it's like a bath. As simple and as brief as a bath.
Lorelai: Coffee.
Sookie: It is so not like taking a bath! When you take a bath, there are candles and water-warped Entertainment Weeklys to read and soap. There are not people standing around praying over you, at least not when I take a bath.
Lorelai: Who's getting baptized?
Sookie: Oh, our kids are, because apparently we're suddenly super-religious.