Quote from Lorelai in The UnGraduate
Lorelai: Inspect the bagels closely, because the expiration date was in braille, apparently, and either they're new or from my baby shower. I'm also sorry to report that we are currently out of the brown sugar cinnamon Pop-Tarts. All: Oh! Lorelai: Don't "ohh!" me. You guys have been playing favorites all week. And now it's time to pay the piper, so someone be a man. Suck it up and start eating the Shredded Wheat. [men groan] Cowards.