Logan: This is Gloucestershire, England, where we attended the famous Gloucestershire cheese-rolling festival, a time-honored tradition where brave men such as myself climb to the top of a hill with a large wheel of cheese, then push it and run after it as it rolls all the way down.
Rory: Shut up. Why would you commit that to film?
Logan: That's me, that's Colin, that's Finn, and that is the cheese.
Rory: So if you beat your cheese to the bottom of the hill, are you disqualified, or do you win?
Logan: There are no winners or losers in the Gloucestershire cheese-rolling festival.
Rory: There certainly aren't any winners.
Logan: Tell me about it.