Quote from Luke in Fight Face
Lorelai: You're acting like you don't like dogs. Luke: I don't like dogs. Lorelai: Shh! He heard you. Luke: He speaks English? Lorelai: Since when do you not like dogs? Luke: Since all the times I made that really, really clear, which is every time I've ever been around a dog. Lorelai: What is there not to like about dogs? Luke: They're dirty, they're a pain to train, they're a pain to wash, they bark when they shouldn't, they jump on you when you don't want them to, they chew things, they shed, they lick themselves, they make your house smell, they make your car smell, and they make you smell.