Rory: I am going to tell you something. But when I do, you cannot say a word.
Lorelai: Why not?
Rory: Because I don't want to hear it.
Lorelai: Hear what?
Rory: What you're going to say.
Lorelai: But how do you know what I'm going to say?
Rory: Trust me. I know.
Lorelai: Hey, I have been known to say some very surprising things. "Hugh, I know you're with Elizabeth Hurley, but how about picking up a hooker tonight?" That was me.