Quote from Lorelai in But I'm a Gilmore!
Rory: I am going to tell you something. But when I do, you cannot say a word. Lorelai: Why not? Rory: Because I don't want to hear it. Lorelai: Hear what? Rory: What you're going to say. Lorelai: But how do you know what I'm going to say? Rory: Trust me. I know. Lorelai: Hey, I have been known to say some very surprising things. "Hugh, I know you're with Elizabeth Hurley, but how about picking up a hooker tonight?" That was me.