Rory: Paris? Paris? Paris. Are you asleep?
Paris: [mumbles] Don't turn the light on. [Rory turns the light on] Aah! I said don't turn the light on.
Rory: I didn't hear the "don't".
Paris: Why do you think I would tell you to turn on the light when I'm dead asleep?
Rory: I didn't know you were dead asleep.
Paris: The room is dark, I'm under the covers and completely immobile. Deduce, Sherlock.
Rory: Well, you're awake now. Can I ask you a question?
Paris: Bite me.
Rory: Were there any messages for me?
Paris: Yes. Four other people called and asked that you bite me.