Lorelai: Oh, you're not disturbing us.
Luke: Well, I'm dirty.
Lorelai: Well, so's the house.
Luke: And if I come in there, I'll see what you guys are planning on eating and I'll want to kill myself.
Lorelai: It just so happens I am making a garden spring salad with three bitter lettuces and a breaded French country chicken.
Luke: Really, you are?
Lorelai: No.