Quote from Kirk in Come Home
Lorelai: Kirk, what are you doing here? Kirk: Staff meeting. Lorelai: You don't work here. Kirk: I thought I might like to go into hotel management someday, and I figured this was a good place to learn. Lorelai: Oh, Kirk, you can't just crash a staff meeting. Kirk: [writes] Outsiders cannot crash staff meetings. I'm learning so much.