Lorelai: [on the phone] Well, we can certainly rebook you, because we'd love to have you come anytime. Really. But if you reconsidered your cancellation and came in now you would find nothing less than a magical wonderland.A snowy xanadu of goodness. Really. Bing Crosby's warming up his pipes over by the fireplace. Magical. Mm-hmm. Yes, driving in the snow is tricky. No, I don't think I could get Bing Crosby to come pick you up. Okay. Well, just check your calendar and call me back, and I'll be here to rearrange it. Thank you. Bye-bye.