Quote from Miss Patty in But Not as Cute as Pushkin
Miss Patty: Oh, listen, I want to invite you to my anniversary party. Lorelai: Absolutely. Which husband? Miss Patty: Oh, no husband, honey, I'm talking about a lover that's been far more loyal and seductive than a husband. I'm talking about that business we call show. Forty years. Lorelai: No! Miss Patty: Forty years ago today, I did my first play, off Broadway. Lorelai: Off Broadway? Miss Patty: Cleveland. Lorelai: That is off Broadway. Miss Patty: Anyhow, I thought I'd throw a big party. Food, booze, a little song, a little dance, a little salsa down your pants. Lorelai: Well, count me and my pants in.