Quote from Luke in You Jump, I Jump, Jack
Luke: [on the phone] And he wants to shave me. Lorelai: Shave what? Luke: I don't know, he just kept talking about shaving me, and I'm tipsy. We hit the club bar, and I didn't want to sound dumb and just order a beer because it's nitwit juice, so I had what your dad was having which was whiskey something, more whiskey than something, let me tell you, 'cause I can't even see straight. Lorelai: Aw, you poor thing. Luke: And I've got an art dealer now. Lorelai: No! Luke: I'm driving to Manhattan next week to look at some Diebenkorns. What's a Diebenkorn? Lorelai: I don't know. Luke: Oh, and I bought some golf clubs, they cost the same as a car.