Quote from Emily in You Jump, I Jump, Jack
Emily: Kirk told me. Rory: Kirk? Lorelai: Kirk who? Emily: How many Kirks do you know? Lorelai: My Kirk? Stars Hollow Kirk? Kirk who hasn't started shaving yet, Kirk? How did you find out from him? Emily: I called the inn looking for you, and Michel answered, but he was in the middle of some argument with the horse veterinarian. Then there was a cracking sound and the phone went dead. Then there was another man's voice saying "hello". Lorelai: Kirk? Emily: Bob. Lorelai: The gardener? Rory: More twists than Oh Henry. Emily: He told me something in a heavy Spanish accent, all while Michel was yelling at the vet in French. Lorelai: I leave and the U.N. erupts. Emily: Then Kirk came on. He was there delivering something. And when I told him I was looking for you, he told me you were probably at your boyfriend Luke Danes' house. Now, why were you hiding it from me?