Quote from Lorelai in You Jump, I Jump, Jack
Lorelai: I wasn't hiding it. Emily: You jumped on Rory when you thought she told me. You were hiding it. Rory: She did not jump on me, Grandma. Lorelai: Yeah, and I wasn't hiding it. The only reason I reacted to Kirk the way that I did is that he's not in this world, he's in my other world. It's as if I, out of the blue, told you I was having tea with Mrs. Van Uppity. Emily: Who? Lorelai: Hortense Van Uppity, tight bun, lace collar, tiny poodle fictional friend?