Quote from Lorelai in You Jump, I Jump, Jack
Lorelai: Oh, I'm late. Emily: I know. Lorelai: Blame the insane people driving in front of me. They had a "honk if you love to scuba dive" bumper sticker on the back of their car, so I honked. Emily: You don't scuba dive. Lorelai: Yes, but I've been testing people who have "honk" bumper stickers lately to see if they really want people to honk. Guess what? They don't. I lay on my horn, and this alleged scuba diver slows to a crawl in front of me just out of revenge, and I'm screwed. Emily: You need a hobby. Lorelai: Yes, actually.