Quote from Kirk in We Got Us a Pippi Virgin
Kirk: How are we all doing tonight? Lorelai: Good, Kirk. How are you? Kirk: Good, I'm Kirk. I'm very proud to announce that tonight's feature presentation is the classic Cool Hand Luke. [Lorelai & Rory cheer] But I'm deeply sorry to report that the first reel of the movie inexplicably caught fire earlier this evening. Rory: Oh, no! Lorelai: That's what happens when Richard Pryor is your projectionist. Kirk: I can still show you the film, but you'd miss the first 25 minutes. I'd be happy to recap what you'd miss, or even act it out for you. I must say, I do a wicked George Kennedy.