Emily: Moving on to the subject of your car.
Richard: Excuse me?
Emily: You parked the Cadillac in the driveway when you worked on it this weekend, and it leaked oil all over the place.
Richard: It's a tiny stain, Emily.
Emily: It's a large stain, and I see it every day when I walk in and out of the door.
Richard: Really? You can see the driveway with your nose way up in the air like that? [off Emily's look] I apologize. That was uncalled for.