Quote from Rory in A Messenger, Nothing More
Lorelai: Hey, I should bring steak sauce, right? Rory: For what? Lorelai: Pizza. Rory: I just got back from Italy. Lorelai: So? Rory: So they'd shoot you in Italy for that. Lorelai: Ah, but this is America, where we unapologetically bastardize other countries' cultures in a gross quest for moral and military supremacy. Rory: I forgot. Bring on the imperialistic condiments.