Emily: Well, I don't see any reason to put this off any longer. Girls, I have something to say that may shock you, but unfortunately there's nothing I can do about that now. Lorelai, Rory, Richard and I have separated.
Lorelai: And?
Emily: What do you mean "and"? That's not enough? You need some sort of mob-related offing to make it interesting?
Lorelai: No, Mom, that's plenty. It's just, we already knew.
Emily: Rory didn't.
Rory: Well, I mean, I didn't know know...
Emily: Why would you tell her?
Lorelai: Mom!
Emily: Who else did you tell?
Lorelai: So, you haven't read "Page Six"?
Emily: Rory, if you need to talk about this to try to understand why this is happening, then by all means, do not ask your mother.