Lorelai: I think that's enough wood there, Kirk.
Kirk: Okay, I put wood in all the guest rooms and the living room, so all I have to do is store the rest of the cord you bought.
Lorelai: Okay, Michel will take you outside and show you where it goes.
Kirk: Outside? Do you really want to expose your wood to the elements?
Lorelai: We'll get a tarp. Michel?
Michel: Any dogs, Kirk?
Kirk: Dogs urinate on wood. I hate dogs.