Lorelai: [on the phone] They know.
Rory: Who knows?
Lorelai: The cats. They know that I've broken up with Jason and that I'm alone and they've decided it's time for me to become a crazy cat lady.
Rory: What are you talking about?
Lorelai: There's a cat on my doorstep.
Rory: Well, that's better than a bun in your oven.
Lorelai: It's just sitting there, staring at me, like he knew this moment was coming. It's still there. Why is it still there?
Rory: Mom, it's a stray. It's passing through. It's hanging out. Relax. Move away from the window and go back to bed.
Lorelai: It's not fair. We just broke up. It just happened. I'm still young. It's still possible that I'm gonna have a successful relationship. You don't know. My eggs are still viable.
Rory: Are you yelling at me or the cat?
Lorelai: The cat. I think he flipped me off with his tail. I'm Babette.
Rory: Babette's not single.
Lorelai: Whose side are you on? Circle the wagons.