Rory: This is humiliating.
Lorelai: Oh, no, we passed humiliating two minutes ago.
Rory: Luke's gonna be completely out of doughnuts by the time we get there.
Lorelai: I don't why he won't just buy six extra sprinkled ones, so we'd never have to have the conversation which we're going to have if we ever get there.
Rory: I got school in two hours. I'm never gonna make it.
Lorelai: Kirk, how you doing? [Kirk nods] You sure? You seem to be having a little trouble forming words there.
Kirk: [strained] No... fine... me.
Lorelai: You know, you don't have to take us all the way to Luke's.
Rory: Yes, Kirk, listen to her.
Kirk: I offered you the first ride in Kirk's new Stars Hollow Pedi-cab, and that is exactly what you're gonna get.
Lorelai: Okay.
Kirk: Time just whizzes by when you're riding in a pedi-cab.