Luke: What is this?
Lorelai: Phone cord.
Luke: I can't have this here.
Lorelai: Don't worry. It's not plugged in to your regular line. It's the fax line you put in a year ago that you never use.
Luke: You mean the fax line you made me put in to get in fax orders, even though no one has ever wanted to put in a fax order, and I never got the fax machine, like I told you I would never, ever get the fax machine, making the fax line pointless.
Lorelai: Hold on, let me get on the "Guinness World Records" website. Yes, that's the most times anyone has ever used the word "fax" in a sentence.