Lorelai: This is the least amount of fun I've ever had, barring the time we went to Mummenschanz.
Rory: Oh, this is way less fun.
Lorelai: Window-shopping? What was I thinking?
Rory: But it sounds fun. It should be fun.
Lorelai: Not if you think about it. I mean, window-shopping is like going to a museum, but you're actually interested in what you're looking at, and everyone can buy something except for you.
Rory: I've made so many mental notes in my head of things to get that I think my head has actually gotten bigger.
Lorelai: Look at all these haughty people with their bags, just rubbing our faces in it. What were Roz Russell and Ava Gardner thinking?
Rory: What movie did you see them window-shop in?
Lorelai: I don't know that I did. I just picked two old movie-actress names. I don't know that I've seen anyone window-shop in a movie ever.
Rory: So, this whole outing was a house of sand built on a foundation of straw.