Quote from Kirk in In the Clamor and the Clangor
Kirk: Lorelai, what time do you have? Luke: Do not tell him. He already knows. Kirk: I do not! Luke: If you just wait for the bells, then you'll get to hear the bells, and then you'll know what time it is. Kirk: Actually, that's not true. The other day I stood too close to the bells and they rang so loud that there's now a persistent ringing in my ears. Now I can't tell which are the church bells and which are the Kirk bells. Lorelai: Oh, no. Did you go to the doctor? Kirk: Yes, he said I have tinnitis. I looked it up on the web at "Celebrities Who Share Your Disease" and found that William Shatner is likewise afflicted. Luke: Really, Kirk and Captain Kirk? Kirk: The irony wasn't lost on me. Was that them?