Emily: Were you asleep?
Lorelai: No.
Emily: Then why are you in your pajamas?
Lorelai: These aren't pajamas.
Emily: You wear that in public?
Lorelai: Hi, Mom. Would you like to come in?
Emily: You have the word "juicy" on your rear end.
Lorelai: Well, if I had known you were coming over, I would have changed.
Emily: Into what, a brassiere with the word "tasty" on it?