Quote from Kirk in An Affair to Remember
Lorelai: All right, Kirk, show me what you got. Kirk: If you'll just follow me, I would like to present you with my new line of one-of-a-kind mailboxes. Lorelai: Wow. They look very nice, Kirk. Kirk: And whimsical. They say to the world, "I'll take my mail with a smile." Lorelai: Yes, they do say that. Kirk: And since you are one of our preferred customers, with the purchase of one of our mailboxes, I'll throw in a carved-duck doorstop and a garlic peeler. Lorelai: Wow, that's quite an offer, Kirk, but I think it's a little early for me to pick a mailbox. We haven't even settled on a color for the inn yet. Kirk: Well, whimsy goes with everything. Lorelai: Kirk, I promise, just as soon as- Is that Condoleezza Rice? Kirk: Yes, it is. I'm a fan, and her big mouth is perfect for shoving mail in.