Rory: [on the phone] You're right. I've never dated before, and I know that now because of this feeling I have. I've never had this feeling before. Sort of frozen, sort of unsure, sort of wishing you'd read a lot of dating articles in preparation? I have no idea what I'm doing here, and everyone is staring at me because they know we're on a bad first date.
Lorelai: Oh, so the guy's a dud?
Rory: Trevor's fine. I'm moronic. I bring the conversation to a crashing halt every time I speak.
Lorelai: Well, where is he now?
Rory: In the bathroom, probably pondering my brilliant anecdote about urine mints.
Lorelai: About what?
Rory: You know, when people go to the bathroom and they don't wash their hands and they come out and they take a mint.
Lorelai: [gasps] Oh, my God. I've been eating those mints for years. [to Luke] Hey, did you know about urine mints?