Rory: Lane.
Lane: Rory.
Rory: Have you heard of a phone? Because as my friend, it is your responsibility to use it to call me and tell me that my ex-boyfriend's wedding is on Sunday so I'm not accidentally in it.
Lane: What?
Rory: I'm sitting out in the gazebo, reading, and this guy almost brains me with a stack of tablecloths.
Lane: Oh, that's right, they're having their reception in the town square.
Rory: Yes, and Lindsay was out there holding a giant picture of her with Dean, and...
Lane: Oh my God, did she see you?
Rory: I don't think so. I do a pretty good idiot run when I need to.