Lane: Okay, so I've scoured the entire store and here's what we got.
Lorelai: Hit me.
Lane: Horn of Gondor, Legolas' bow, and a cape.
Lorelai: Cape for who?
Lane: There's 4,000 people in that movie who wear capes - you can't pick one?
Lorelai: Wow, you're crabby.
Lane: Well, I wore a bracelet to school today. My parents were called. There was a special service in chapel, and I've been ordered to a soul-searching seminar next week. I'll be sitting between the nail-polish-wearing girl and the spicy condiment user.