Lorelai: And wuss patrol, halt.
Rory: I've never known such pain.
Lorelai: We are so not walking around Europe with those annoying things on our backs.
Rory: But we're backpacking through Europe. How're we gonna do this without backpacks?
Lorelai: But all the time we've talked about backpacking, I never actually pictured us with backpacks.
Rory: What were you picturing?
Lorelai: Spry, accommodating European men with neat mustaches trailing after us, carrying our luggage, hailing taxi cabs, constantly reminding us how beautiful we are.
Rory: No, it's just the two of us humping our backpacks around.