Lorelai: Okay, we're old and pathetic. How did it come to this?
Rory: Well, it's our first Friday night that we haven't had to go to Grandma and Grandpa's for dinner.
Lorelai: I cannot for the life of me remember what we did before we started doing those.
Rory: It feels like a million years ago.
Lorelai: Ooh, who are you calling?
Rory: It just feels weird for me not even to say hello to them on a Friday night.
Lorelai: No, don't call them.
Rory: Hey, this rift is between you and them. I'm still on friendly terms.
Lorelai: I know, it's just that they're probably sitting there eating alone, shivering in an unheated room, the only illumination a single light bulb just so they can make us feel spectacularly guilty at the thought.