Lorelai: I can't believe Nicole made you take off the Monte Cristo. She's got you menu-whipped.
Luke: She does not have me menu-whipped. I took off a disgusting ridiculous sandwich that no one has ever ordered, including the three of you.
Rory: But just having it there made us feel like we always could.
Lorelai: It was comforting.
Rory: Like soup.
Lorelai: Exactly. It was comforting like deep-fried ham and cheese soup.
Rory: And even though I never ordered it, I talked about ordering it, haven't I?
Lane: On several occasions.
Lorelai: So you've not only eliminated a sandwich, you've eliminated a conversation piece.
Rory: Now what will we talk about?