Kirk: You know what I've noticed?
Lorelai: It wouldn't be any mail in there with our names on it, would it?
Kirk: I've noticed people don't slow down anymore.
Rory: Guess I've got time to tie my shoes.
Lorelai: Yes, well, cobble yourself a new pair Daniel Day Lewis.
Kirk: No one stops to smell a nice flower or look at a puppy.
Lorelai: You're absolutely right.
Kirk: No one stops to ask how you're doing... [holds large envelope] is your family well, did you see that game last night?
Lorelai: Yeah, people suck.