Quote from Sookie in The Big One
Lorelai: [on the phone] I don't understand, what happened? Sookie: Well, I came home and I got some flowers and I chilled some glasses and I put some music on and I opened a bottle of champagne, and the cork broke the window so I had to clean up the glass, and then I taped some cardboard over the hole, and then I knocked over the bottle of champagne, so I had to get out the mop. Lorelai: My finger's hitting the fast forward button, hon. Sookie: So, he came home and I handed him a beer, and I smiled and I kissed him and I told him he was gonna be a daddy. Lorelai: And then he did what? Sookie: Then he got out the calculator. Lorelai: What? Sookie: He's been crunching numbers for two hours.