Quote from Emily in Face-Off
Emily: That was your mother, Richard. She just wanted to make sure that all our towels are Egyptian cotton.
Richard: Well, it's a simple question.
Emily: It's her fortieth simple question of the day.
Richard: Well, she's going to be staying with us, Emily. She just wants to know she'll be comfortable.
Emily: Yes, because we usually give our guests the towels we've stolen from the Holiday Inn.