Rory: Grandma, it's going to be fun, really.
Lorelai: Kids do this all the time.
Emily: Yes, but you're not a kid, you're a grown woman. What are people going to think when they see a grown woman bunking down with a bunch of twenty-year-olds?
Lorelai: Well, if the twenty-year-olds are cute, they'll probably think, "Lucky!"
Rory: Grandma, don't be upset. It really is going to be great.
Emily: "What's so traumatic about a night without a bed anyway? My survey shows those who have had the opportunity to be a refugee for a night have their perspectives broaden and actually enjoy the experience." Richard, this book is encouraging them to sleep in a park like a squirrel.
Lorelai: It's okay, Mom.
Emily: My first trip to Europe, I went to Paris and stayed at the Ritz.
Lorelai: Well, I tell you what, if it'll make you happy, we'll go to Paris and eat out of their dumpster.