Luke: Every single description in here talks about tablecloths and dish design, nothing about the food.
Jess: You are really going through an awful lot for this lawyer.
Luke: She's not a lawyer. I mean, yes, she's a lawyer, but she's also a lady, and a very nice lady who probably expects good food with her fancy plates and sparse yet elegant décor.
Jess: You're pathetic when you're in love.
Luke: I'm not in love, I'm dating. This is what you do when you're dating.
Jess: It's not what I do when I'm dating.
Luke: Rory's a lucky girl. Work. I'm going upstairs.
Jess: Fine, but if a horse-drawn carriage shows up here, my throwing up will be eternal.