Quote from Jess in Lorelai Out of Water
Jess: That was an interesting show. Luke: What are you yammering about? Jess: Guess Gloria Allred wants to go slumming. Luke: Shut up. Jess: She was totally coming onto you. Luke: She was not. Jess: Couldn't you hear her panting when you were signing those things? Luke: Didn't see it. Jess: She laughed at your jokes, and we both know there's gotta be some ulterior motive when people laugh at your jokes.