Rory: Raising money for the marching band to do what?
Lorelai: Please let it be new uniforms.
Lane: It’s for letters so we can finally have letter carriers. For some reason, the powers that be think that the reason we never win at competitions is because no one knows who we are. The fact that we suck has never occurred to them. What’s wrong with our uniforms?
Lorelai: Nothing.
Lane: We look stupid, right?
Lorelai: No.
Lane: The plumes are too big, and it looks like big red fountains of blood spurting out of our heads.
Lorelai: I love the uniforms.
Lane: It’s bad enough I have to be in marching band at all without being mocked for what is mandatory for us to wear.
Lorelai: No, no, no, I didn’t mean... remind her that she gets to rehearse in our garage ‘cause I think I’m losing points here.
Rory: Your uniforms are great, and people knowing who you are can only help.