Kirk: I've discovered Kirk likes my presence announced before I enter any room that he's in.
Lorelai: You have to announce yourself?
Kirk: Yeah, just a quick, "Is it okay if I come in?" from the adjacent room. Otherwise, he gets a little testy.
Lorelai: Hence the scratch.
Kirk: It's just a small laceration. Again, no biggie.
Lorelai: [gasps] Kirk, he got your neck!
Kirk: That was another mistake of mine. I put his food bowl down in front of him. He doesn't like that. Or she doesn't.
Lorelai: She? I thought Kirk was a boy.
Kirk: That was just a guess. He actually hasn't exposed his underside to me yet. Or hers.
Lorelai: Well, here's hoping your cat exposes itself to you soon.
Kirk: From your mouth to God's ears.