Rory: This one is addressed to Tookie Clothespin.
Lorelai: Oh, I forgot my code name at the second store I tested, so I told 'em it was Tookie Clothespin.
Rory: Which means we get even more catalogs.
Lorelai: Again, it was unintentional.
Rory: When you start a forest fire unintentionally, it's still your fault.
Lorelai: You're putting calling myself Squeegy Beckinheim and Tookie Clothespin on a level with starting a forest fire?
Rory: It's killing trees.
Lorelai: You're depressing me now.