Quote from Rory in One's Got Class and the Other One Dyes
Shane: You need something? Rory: No. No, I just... I was wondering if there's a money-back guarantee. You know, in case her hair falls out or something. Shane: Sure. If your hair falls out, we'll give you your money back. Rory: Good. You heard that. The second you go bald, you can come get your money back. Lane: Rory, you're putting a damper on my Independence Day. Rory: Sorry, let's go.