Quote from Lane in One's Got Class and the Other One Dyes
Lane: Hello, Stars Hollow, are you ready to rock?
Lorelai: Let me guess, band practice tonight?
Lane: Yes, we're going to learn our fourth song. That's practically a set.
Lorelai: Mmm. I'm impressed.
Lane: And then once we have a set, we'll get a gig, and then once we get a gig, we'll get a record deal.
Lane: And then after we get a record deal, we'll get really famous and then we'll have to give all of these interviews about how horrible it is to be really famous and how we never wanted this in the first place, all we care about is the music, and fame is gonna tear us apart. It's gonna be great!