Rory: I feel dizzy.
Lorelai: Are you sure that's not just the sight of Robert Reed in the tight clown pants?
Rory: Oh, geez. Let the record show that when my application to Harvard arrived, we were watching The Brady Bunch Variety Hour.
Lorelai: You don't lose points for that, do you?
Rory: I hope not. Man, this morning I was reading Dead Souls, it couldn't have come then?
Lorelai: Well, we'll just tell people that's what you were doing, and that I was studying a really big globe. They'll never know.
Rory: You can keep a secret?
Lorelai: Not so far, but there's always a first.
Rory: Dead Souls and a really big globe.
Lorelai: Deal. Oh, kayaks!