Paris: Okay, I'm gonna drop the demand for the librarian's resignation tonight. You wanna read it before I send it?
Rory: Are you sure the first thing you wanna do in office is to get a ninety-three year old woman sacked?
Paris: Hey, at least I'm not putting her on an iceberg and shoving her off to sea, which considering the fact that you can't find the Shakespeare section without psychic powers yet the Cliffs Notes rack practically smacks you in the face on the way in, is totally justified.
Rory: [sighs] And we're off.