Lorelai: We're gonna have to move.
Rory: Okay.
Lorelai: Take off in the middle of the night, leave everything behind, assume different identities. I'll join a local community theater and I'll drive you to soccer. It'll work for many years until the FBI comes to get me, and by that time, you're on your own.
Rory: I don't play soccer.
Lorelai: You do now.