Mary: Now, I went over the square footage and the details of the lease with your husband this morning. Did he fill you in?
Luke: What? No-
Lorelai: He didn't, but you know how men are. The minute that ball game comes on, all the realities of life just go right out the window.
Mary: Don't I know it.
Lorelai: I mean, I could answer the door wrapped in cellophane but unless I was wearing a Yankees cap, he wouldn't even notice.
Luke: Jeez.
Lorelai: Well, don't be embarrassed, snuffy. I'm just teasing. It'd be a Mets cap.