Quote from Luke in Lost and Found
Luke: I don't want a wood-burning fireplace- Lorelai: Luke? Luke: ...but if I take an apartment with a wood-burning fireplace even though I could give a rat's ass about a wood-burning fireplace, I have to pay an extra $200 a month for the wood-burning fireplace. Lorelai: Yeah, but- Luke: Three of the places make you put down a $500 deposit if you have a dog! Can you believe this? Lorelai: You don't have a dog. Luke: I know, but it's wrong. Lorelai: Agreed. What else? Luke: Parking! How can people ask you for a monthly fee for a parking space? I mean, they're making money off your rent, your utilities, when you use their coin-operated washer and dryer. That's cash directly in their pocket and, by the way, it's not even that good a parking space. It's out in the open under one of those trees that drops the sap on your car that eats away the paint. Lorelai: Luke? Luke: Who's gonna pay for my car, huh? Where's my $500 paint-killing, tree-sap deposit?