Lane: [on the phone] Okay, I'm dying for news. Give me some headlines.
Rory: Well, I've got a debate coming up and Dean's been working extra hours lately saving up for a new motorcycle, so I hardly see him. Mom and I haven't done laundry in three weeks but I've begun jumping into the huge pile of dirty clothes as we play our Reader's Digest World's Famous Polkas CD that we got used for 99 cents. Sorry if that's boring.
Lane: You kidding? That's the most stimulation I've got in a week.