Lorelai: Anyway, I called the bank today.
Sookie: How did that go?
Lorelai: Well, wait, what's that? [holds up imaginary phone] They're still laughing.
Sookie: What?
Lorelai: Yeah, they passed the phone around, made me ask everyone in the place.
Sookie: That is terrible. Completely heartless.
Lorelai: According to the jolly bankers, I'm worth nothing.
Sookie: There still has to be something you can do.
Lorelai: I was thinking about opening a Coyote Ugly lemonade stand.